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Dinosaurs on the march

1. I’ve had a growing collection of cheap plastic animals since I was little. Because I’m immature, I still play with them. (You have no idea how delighted I was when I saw the first episode of Firefly.)
2. There are cool piles of rocks, gravel, and sand down by the docks, just a few blocks from my house.
3. I pretty much hate when people take pictures of their creepy Japanese dolls and post them, so I figured the Internet needed some dinosaurs to eat the creepy Japanese dolls.

If they get lost, Search and Rescue won't have any trouble finding them.

If they get lost, Search and Rescue won't have any trouble finding them.

When I was a kid I used to compulsively put my fingers in their gaping mouths until my finger was touching the inside of the dinosaur's anus. I DON'T KNOW.

When I was a kid I used to compulsively put my fingers in their gaping mouths until my finger was touching the inside of the dinosaur's anus. I DON'T KNOW.

Spot the dinosaur who's missing half his face. (A long-dead family pet committed that travesty.)

Spot the dinosaur who's missing half his face. (A long-dead family pet committed that travesty.)

This time, Lassie said, "F*** this, I'm going to Vegas."

This time, Lassie said, "F*** this, I'm going to Vegas."

Comments

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android_kitty_
Jun. 16th, 2009 10:01 am (UTC)
ZOMG dino attack
kehrli
Jun. 16th, 2009 02:34 pm (UTC)
WHERE IS THE GIANT FLY.
cherrycrusrgirl
Jun. 16th, 2009 02:36 pm (UTC)
Is it the green Triceratops looking one?
Gawd I am obviously a dork for even trying and bored! I am always secretly worried that it is all a cruel joke and you are on the other end laughing your ass off at my reply!
aimee_evilpixie
Jun. 16th, 2009 03:30 pm (UTC)
Technically, my dolls are Korean. :P

If you really want to torture yourself, I'm staffing a lolita and doll con in August. You know, so you can make yourself scared and miserable for two days. I know how much you like to do that. ^_~

More on topic, when I was a kid I had packs of lizards. I got them at the dollar store, and I really liked them for some reason. Reptiles are awesome.
gogoangelgunboy
Jun. 16th, 2009 05:43 pm (UTC)
lassie has the right idea.

um. i have a box of toys like this. including the plastic babies and a dog-chewed dino....
chaneecat
Jun. 16th, 2009 05:51 pm (UTC)
OMG!
I know exactly what you mean about Firefly's fiorst episode. I loved Wash's dinos. Your pics are flipp'n awesome! Take more! :D

~R~
theazureman
Jun. 16th, 2009 07:02 pm (UTC)
The Land Before Time ~ Exodus of Assbeat Edition
This is brilliant!

Hooray!
patlandness
Jun. 16th, 2009 10:33 pm (UTC)
"And It Shall Be Called, 'This Land'"...
I got to make the *actual* quote! Ha!
the_xaotician
Jun. 17th, 2009 12:37 am (UTC)
My childhood collection of rubber lizards is now epoxied to the side of my mother's bookshelf as a permanent part of the decor. >:)
redtidegirl
Jun. 17th, 2009 12:38 am (UTC)
It was your creepy collection of little plastic things like the dinosaurs that led me to eventually glue a variety of funky plastic lizards all over my old monitor... which my mom now has. :D

<3
lex_of_green
Jun. 17th, 2009 07:56 am (UTC)
Marvelous.

But I'm pretty sure those ball-jointed dolls could eat your dinosaurs if they wanted. Or fry them with their creepy, creepy glassy-eyed stare.
barbarianqueen
Jun. 18th, 2009 03:38 am (UTC)
so the next pics should totally be the dinosurs and creepy dolls fighting,you could even add sound and have it voice over like the crappy Godzilla movies! I don't think creepy dolls move their lips when they talk any way.
mrswonka
Oct. 10th, 2009 01:47 am (UTC)
I know this post is really old and I don't care.
I used to do the finger thing with the open-mouthed dinosaurs, too. Also, where did you get babies? I need some!
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